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FUNDAS
To
Miss............ (A love letter)
The
first day I met you, you smiled,
and I was not able to understand the importance
like an idiot. You always look to me as a
good honest girl and I hope my love is not an
object of contempt. It is true I always said
that I will remain a Bachelor, that is before
I loved you. That idea was just
spoken in a fit of optimism; It was
rubbish after seeing. I regretted
the days I did not speak to you or when not
seeing your pulverising beauty. If I proposed
I have a big doubt whether
you would accept. A negative reply should not
come from your cherry pink lips, and so
make my life miserable. To die
without expressing my love for you
would be preferable to that. Correspondance
are the only source of comfort for me knowing it
is a sheer waste of time with you. If you write to me
I shall be happy, but if you do not communicate
I shall be miserable and gloomy, for your letters
are a source of pleasure and failure to get them
always make me feel like committimg suicide.
With love and kisses,
It
is always said, that to get an inner meaning, we have to read
in between lines. It is not so in this case. Read ALTERNATE
LINES, starting from "The first day......" and come
to your own conclusion. :)
The
'New Age' Love Letter
Dearest
Ms Juliet,
I
am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with
you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to
the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs,
I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our
love affair would be on probation for a period of three months
and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of
course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred
for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally
between us. Later,based on your performance, I might take
up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded
enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving
this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled
without further notice and I shall be considering someone
else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to
your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking
you in anticipation,
Yours
sincerely,
Romeo
9
Reasons why computers are female
What sex is your computer? No scientific experiments has given
the final results yet, but... Here you'll find 9 good reasons
to believe why FEMALE is the right answer.
1.
Nobody besides the person who created them is able to understand
their logic.
2. Even your smallest mistake is stored immediately in memory,
only to be a problems later on - when you're not expecting
it.
3. Their internal language - that they use for communication
between the two - NOONE else is able to understand but themselves.
4. The message "Bad command or filename" is just
as informative as "If you don't understand why I'm angry
with you, then I have no intension telling you!"
5. When you've finally decided to have one you'll know you
spend lots of money on accessories for it.
6. The system breaks down at leat once a month - or more often...
7. The computer needs the EXACT words from you
8. You're spending 70% of your time trying to understand how
it works.
9. Anyway... you have to admit the fact once you've had one
you wouldn't like to live without it.
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