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 ---SARDARJI
Santa
singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's place in a Brand
New Hero Cycle. Banta: Wow Santa, Where did you get the cycle
from ?
Santa: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady
came in this cycle and asked me - "want a ride Mr. Singh
?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in
woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr
Singh. take anything"
Banta is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?"
Santa: I took the cycle.
Banta: good show - you wouldn't have fit into her clothes!
Two Sardarjis are on a railway station. "Can I take this
train to Ludhiana?" asks the first. "No," answers
the Railroad man "Can I?" asks the second Sardarji.
Once
Banta Singh goes to a Doctor,
Banta: Doctor, I've pain in my ass Doctor wears a glove and
put one finger inside his ass and asked "HERE"
Banta : No, Slightly above it. Doctor put his whole palm inside
him, touched somewhere and asked again " HERE"
Banta : No, slightly above it. Now Doctor gets irritated and
put his full hand inside him and asked "HERE"
Banta : No, slightly above it. Now, Doctor on his extremes shouts
Idiot Sardar, Tonsil ke dard to Gaand ka dard Batata hai.
A
Sardarji happened to participate in a competition, which was
about writing a shortest story. The organizers had put a condition
that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex,
suspense and mystery.
Sardarji's turn came after many attempts by others. Sardarji
gave a story, which was just one sentence and read -
' O god, my wife is going to deliver a child'.
Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the sardarji whether
it contained all the four ingradients!!
Sardarji replied affermatively and gave his explanation as below:
O god : religion
my wife : sex
going to deliver a child : suspense (whether a girl or a boy)
'But where is mystery?' asked one of the organizers.
The sardar replied : who is the father???
Banta
bought a brand new maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar
to Jalandhar to meet his friend Santa. He reached Jalandhar
in a few hours. After spending a few days there he decided to
return and called up his mother to expect him in the evening.
but he didn't reach Amritsar that evening and not even the next
day. When he finally reached home on the third day his
distraught mother ran out hugged him an asked,"Arre puttar
ki hoya??"
Banta got out tired and said, "Oy ye Maruti wale pagal
hain, agge janne ke
leye chaar gear banaate hain aur pichche jane ke leye sirf ek!"
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