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BOY
: May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL
: Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
GIRL
: Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL
: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL
: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL
: I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..
GIRL
: Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY
: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
CAROL
: Do you remember when you proposed to me?I was so overwhelmed,
I couldn't speak for an hour..
PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
1st
MAN : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased
by the doctor.
2nd MAN : Has she tried an apple??
SHARON
: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out
of his mouth.
Man
: You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.
Wife
: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears
and comes out of the mouth.
Mary
: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think,
Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Peter
: Mom, does God use our bathroom?
Mother : No, Peter. Why?
Peter : Because Daddy bangs on the door every morning and
yells, "Oh god, are you still there?
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